
As an exercise to work on my German, I’ve been staging imaginary conversations in my head, imagining some everyday situations. The problem I keep having is Spanish getting in the way: “Hola!” [DAMMIT!] “Buenos morgen.” [DAMMIT!] “Ich möchte ein klein Kaffee, bitte.” “Möchten Sie mit suchre y milch?” [DAMMIT!] Trying to get my brain to [...]
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We have purchased our plane tickets, and therefore, finally have a real date for arrival in Germany: July 13th! (We’re leaving Houston on the 12th.) Being the art nerd that I am, I have created an illustration showing what we’ll be taking with us on the plane. On the top half are my items: a backpack containing my laptop, a carrier containing Cat the Younger, and my brain, containing various neuroses and worries during the entire flight.
On the bottom half are Chief Dork’s items: a backpack with his laptop, a carrier containing Cat the Elder, and “The Beast,” our huge honking suitcase. Chief Dork gets a 10-hour reprieve from the latter two items at check-in.
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